A whatchamacallit by me

Their are many thing we forget, and this forgetfulness can cause us to forget many important thing, but their's one thing I never want anyone to forget, so here it is:
A dog bitten by a snake can learn to do the disco only after getting a haircut. Additionally, many moons ago their was a man, a very skinny man at that, this man was fat, very fat indeed. I went to the market to buy a fat pig, this pig had a loaf of bread, I wanted to smell it. Many may ask what does fiddle mean, but I tell you only pigs with twenty seven heads and an urge to sing know the answer to this odd question. Once upon a time their was a cow, he didn't like milk. Their once was a viner who lived in a shoe. Many days ago I met a man who had twelve toes but only one eye, he asked me for a glass of water, but I told him "Look over their, a dragon."

My encounter with the Loch Ness Monster

After seeing an article about that video on the Loch Ness monster, I thought I'd tell you all about my encounter.
It was a rainy, yet sunny day, I was walking to my friends house (he lived on a beach). It was a mile walk, well, on the way to his house I noticed a large something in the distance, I couldn't quite tell what it was. As I came closer, their it was, a large mammal, I just kind of looked at it and passed by. When I got to my friends house the first thing he said to me was, 'Have you seen the news today." I replied saying "No, why?" He said, "Oh, theirs been some reported sighting of the Loch Ness Monster in our area!" "WHAT?!" I replied, "I think I may have seen it on the way to your house!" Then we grabbed a camera and he and I ran as fast as we could to the spot where I thought I had seen the monster, but it was to late, it was gone. We did see something swimming away in the distance, however. I just wish I had gotten a chance to get a picture before it swam away. Anyway, that's my story, hope you enjoyed it!

Why I love windows!

Windows are great, aren't they? You don't think so, well then, I'll have to tell you why their so great and why no one should be without them.

First, windows can be a great source of entertainment. How, your wondering? Well, when your ready to have some fun, just spray them with some Windex and let the fun begin!

Secondly, you don't want stuff flying inside your house all day, do you? Then make sure you have a window installed. Something I want to mention is, despite common rumors, is that windows do open so you can still experience the breeze from outside, but get this.... theirs a special material behind the glass on the window so nothing blows inside while enjoying your fresh air! How's this posible you ask, well this thing has hundreds of tiny holes in it which allow the air to come in just fine while keeping out the unwanted rubbish.

And finally, they add security. How many times on the news have you heard about thieves climbing into peoples homes with ease. It doesn't have to be this way! If everyone had windows in their homes, it would be much more difficult to break in.

So with all the great functions a window can preform, why not call a local window instalerer and have them install some windows for you today!

Do you like milk?

You must.... I mean, who doesn't like milk? It tastes good, it has lots of protein and it helps build strong bone. Actually, I usually don't drink milk unless I'm eating something with chocolate in it. By the way, does anyone else find that chocolate milk made with powder. Anyway, of topic now. The question is:

Do you like milk?

This ghost cow thing says drink your milk